Hailey’s Crib

Gary sent me a joke this morning. Although I didn’t know he had attached it in the email he sent. Last line of his email was “don’t take any tea from Hailey in the next couple years. ~Dad.”
All I thought was what the hell is he talking about?. Then I read the joke. Enjoy.

Cup of Tea

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an
accident.

Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad asked her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know… ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?’

This joke made me laugh out loud this morning. Hailey could certainly pull this off, and I wouldn’t think twice about where the ‘tea’ came from. Then I wondered if Miss Ella has ever brought Eric a cup of tea, or Hannah brought Buddy some?